Hanazawa, Hikasa Jun-chan!
Clip Length: 7:07
Source: Hanazawa Kana no Hitori de Dekiru Kana?
Air Date: 2012.02.15
Personality: Kana Hanazawa
Guest: Yoko Hikasa

Yoko Hikasa appeared as a guest on Kana Hanazawa’s live broadcast birthday special. Earlier in the show, Hiyocchi gave Kana some clothes she helped pick out as presents from the show:
1. A spangled dress that she thought resembled chain mail. Hiyocchi joked that out of all the seiyuu, probably only Chiaki Takahashi wears chain mail… [warning: that link might be a bit nsfw]
2. A “Coffee Bean” t-shirt.
Anyway, after that Hiyocchi got pulled into an infamous corner…

HANAZAWA:   ‘Hanazawa Kana no Hitori de de’ -dededede-de-de-dede!
HIKASA:     Wow! You really did stumble on that…
HANAZAWA:   Give it a try! Give it a try!
HIKASA:     ‘Hanazawa Kana no Hitori de Dekiru Kana’ … Stop breathing like that!
HANAZAWA:   ‘Hanazawa Kana no Hitori de Dekiru Kana’
HIKASA:     Why? Just now, was that okay?
HANAZAWA:   Okay. Now, I really didn’t want to do this next corner but…
HIKASA:     Why not? Why not?
HANAZAWA:   Let’s introduce the corner! The next corner is: It’s me, Hanazawa…
HIKASA:     It’s me, Hikasa…
TOGETHER:   Jun-Chan!
HANAZAWA:   Woo! We’ll always look up to the model, Hasegawa Jun-san! No matter what happens she’s always positive! I always try to follow her example and cheer everybody on! Now, I’m going to read and perform stories from the times I’ve cheered listeners on! Hiyocchi, got it?
HIKASA:     JunJun, right?
HANAZAWA:   I’m not sure you get it.. Well, I don’t know why, but this time we got a real lot of mail for this corner!
HIKASA:     Why?
HANAZAWA:   It’s funny… Well, anyway, Hiyocchi is going to do this together with me.
HIKASA:     Huh?!… Oh Yay! Come on, baby!
HANAZAWA:   Let’s get started! Here we go. Let’s read a letter. ‘From Radio-Name: Otoko Roku-dan-san.’ Thank you! ‘Good evening, Jun-san.’ Good evening! ‘Speaking of February, isn’t it everone’s favorite Hanazawa Kana-san’s birthday month? I have a request for Jun-chan. Please do a birthday rap for Hanazawa Kana. Usually, Kana-chan is picked on by the staff, so at least for her birthday, please praise Kana-chan with all you’ve got to make her happy!’ I see…
HIKASA:     I see!
HANAZAWA:   A birthday rap?…
HIKASA:     Hanazawa-san is rapping your specialty?
HANAZAWA:   I don’t have a specialty! So, Jun-chan is, well, for this birthday, on this wonderful day, going to show everyone her rap…
HIKASA:     Why are you looking around? Are you okay?
HANAZAWA:   Because you’re next, Hiyochhi. Think of something, okay?… Here I go!
♫ Today is Hanazawa’s Happy Birthday!
♫ I’m going to sing your praises now, baby!
♫ Your skin is always so fresh!
♫ Your legs are always so chubby!
♫ Sprinkle on some of my favorite noodle sauce!
♫ I’m going to eat you up! Pero pero perorin!
It’s me, Hanazawa Jun-Chan!… Hurry up, go!
HIKASA:     You want me to do that too?
HANAZAWA:   Something like that!
HIKASA:     Like that, but starring me?
HANAZAWA:   Yes, quickly!
HIKASA:     … Hanaza- Hey, I’m not doing it!
HANAZAWA:   You’re not?
HIKASA:     I’ll explode if I do that! No way!
HANAZAWA:   Okay that one’s over. Got it. Well, let’s go to the next mail then.
HIKASA:     What a shock!
HANAZAWA:   Let’s go… tada! ‘From Hitokana name: Senka-san’ Thank you!
HANAZAWA:   ‘Jun-chan, Happy Birthday!’ Thank you! ‘Speaking of Jun-chan’s birthday, you can’t forget that person…’ No wait, not that person. ‘you can’t forget that one time. It was 23 years ago. When the newborn Jun-chan first said those legendary words. Seeing such an unlikely and surreal statement from that baby on the television made my whole family burst out laughing!’
So, in a baby voice, she announced a few surreal words to everyone. I see. Even since she was born Jun-chan was pretty big! Well, then…
HIKASA:     Why do you keep looking over here?
HANAZAWA:   So, from Hiyocchi… Oh I’m sorry, from Hikasa Jun-chan, right! I’ll let you give this one a try. Go ahead.
HIKASA:     [*nervous laughter*]
HANAZAWA:   Just a few words! Just a few words!
HIKASA:     …
HANAZAWA:   Don’t make those reluctant noises. This is a live broadcast! So how about it?
HIKASA:     Let’s go! Here we go! Everyone follow along! “Yes! Machu Picchu!” It’s me Hikasa Jun-chan!
HANAZAWA:   Wow! You really did one! That was good. At first there was sudden impact to the heart but then a warm feeling gradually came through…
HIKASA:     Waaaaaaaaaah! My shoulder!
HANAZAWA:   You’ve really captured this corner’s true essence.
HIKASA:     My shoulder’s become dislocated!
HANAZAWA:   What, how did your shoulder get dislocated?
HIKASA:     It hurts! It hurts!
HANAZAWA:   Oh I get it. Thank you for bearing this wound for me!
HIKASA:     Shut up!
HANAZAWA:   Great! Great! Thank you! What what? There’s another one? Okay! Um, ‘Good evening, Jun-chan! During last year’s Hanazawa Kana special birthday broadcast, you had an amazing premonition: “Next year we’ll call an amazing guest to sing the ultimate song for Kana-chan,” you said. And today the guest has an amazing singing voice to sing a song that will lift up the hearts of everyone having a birthday.’ That’s true. That’s true. Well um. The guest, um, with the super-insanely great singing… I think they’re here to show everyone right now. What do you think?
HIKASA:     YES,… I AM.
HANAZAWA:   Putting a little English in there!? All right, well, go ahead!
HIKASA:    
♫ Yes, yes, yes, yes!
♫ Who are you? Who are you?
♫ Are you, are you…
♫ Takahashi Chiaki?
♫ The Kano Sisters?
♫ No no nono n no n nono no no no nono!
♫ You are Hanazawa Kana!
♫ Messes up her words.
♫ Do you want to eat some coffee beans,
♫ Or would you rather get some coffee?
♫ Which one? Let’s spend our break time together!
♫ Happy Birthday!
It’s me, Hikasa Jun-Chan.
HANAZAWA:   That’s great! That was great how you brought everything together. You’re amazing, Hiyocchi!
HIKASA:     Oh?
TOGETHER:   [*laughter*]
HANAZAWA:   Wow. Hiyocchi’s makeup is halfway coming off!
HIKASA:     Shut up! Is it really this kind of show?
HANAZAWA:   Come on. It touched your heart a little, didn’t it?
HIKASA:     More like it crushed my body! I…
HANAZAWA:   Thank you! Thank you!
HIKASA:     Stop that! Stop it.
HANAZAWA:   Continuing on, everyone, anything you want to hear Hanazawa Jun-chan cheer on, we’ll be collecting your stories of encouragement from the past me! This has been ‘Hanazawa Jun-chan!’

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